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Washington Unites at Last: Seventeen Senators Claim Sole Credit for Renaming a Post Office That No Longer Exists
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Washington Unites at Last: Seventeen Senators Claim Sole Credit for Renaming a Post Office That No Longer Exists

In a rare display of cross-aisle harmony, the United States Congress has unanimously passed legislation renaming a rural Nebraska post office after a locally beloved mail carrier, with both parties immediately declaring it proof that democracy is working. The post office in question has been closed since 2019. Seventeen sitting senators have issued press releases claiming primary responsibility for the achievement.
Bold New Plan to Save American Democracy Requires, Quite Coincidentally, Several Million Dollars Paid to the People Who Wrote It
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Bold New Plan to Save American Democracy Requires, Quite Coincidentally, Several Million Dollars Paid to the People Who Wrote It

The Brookings-Adjacent Center for Sensible Discourse has released what it is calling the most comprehensive roadmap for democratic renewal in a generation, a 14-point framework that its authors describe as both urgent and, in a development they stress is entirely coincidental, exclusively implementable by the Center itself at a cost of $4.7 million per phase. The Center's executive director has called for immediate action, beginning with a funded feasibility study to determine the feasibility of funding the feasibility study.
The Agency That Watches the Agency That Watches the Agency Has Finally Watched Something
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The Agency That Watches the Agency That Watches the Agency Has Finally Watched Something

After thirty-seven years of careful preparation, the Federal Office of Interagency Review Coordination has published its long-awaited assessment of an agency most of its own staff believed to be fictional. The report runs to 847 pages, 612 of which are appendices explaining why the other 235 pages should not be taken as definitive. Nothing will change.
Nation Heals as Senate Achieves Glorious Bipartisan Consensus on Naming a Post Office After Someone's Uncle
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Nation Heals as Senate Achieves Glorious Bipartisan Consensus on Naming a Post Office After Someone's Uncle

In scenes of near-tearful unity not witnessed since the last post office renaming in April, the United States Senate passed the Gerald R. Hoffmeister Memorial Postal Facility Designation Act by a vote of 97 to 3, prompting senators from both parties to declare that American democracy is, in fact, still alive. Seventeen bills addressing infrastructure, prescription drug pricing, and the federal debt ceiling remain tabled pending improved atmospheric conditions, currently forecast for approximately 2047.
After Years Of Careful Deliberation, Congress Agrees To Carefully Deliberate On Whether To Carefully Deliberate
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After Years Of Careful Deliberation, Congress Agrees To Carefully Deliberate On Whether To Carefully Deliberate

In a historic display of legislative momentum, the United States Congress has unveiled an ambitious new working group tasked with determining whether conditions are right to explore the possibility of forming a committee. Experts describe it as 'the boldest act of structured inaction in modern American governance.' The group meets quarterly, pending availability.
The DMV Is Now America's Best-Run Government Agency, And Nobody Is More Alarmed By This Than The DMV
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The DMV Is Now America's Best-Run Government Agency, And Nobody Is More Alarmed By This Than The DMV

The Department of Motor Vehicles, for generations a reliable shorthand for governmental incompetence, has quietly ascended to the top of the Federal Agency Competency Index — not because it got dramatically better, but because everything else got dramatically worse. A regional supervisor in Akron, Ohio, has asked not to be quoted and then said several very quotable things.
Washington's Think Tanks Achieve Historic Unity On The One Issue That Has Always United Them: Needing More Money To Think
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Washington's Think Tanks Achieve Historic Unity On The One Issue That Has Always United Them: Needing More Money To Think

For the first time in recorded history, twelve of Washington's most ideologically opposed think tanks stood shoulder to shoulder at a joint press conference to announce a landmark area of agreement. They all need more funding. Specifically, to find out whether they need more funding. Three new think tanks were established before the press conference ended.
Digg, Reddit, and the Greatest Rivalry the Internet Ever Had (And Then Forgot About)
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Digg, Reddit, and the Greatest Rivalry the Internet Ever Had (And Then Forgot About)

Before Reddit was the front page of the internet, there was Digg — a scrappy, user-powered news aggregator that once ruled the web with an iron fist and a comment section full of flame wars. This is the story of how it rose, how it fell, and how it keeps refusing to stay dead.
Digg, Reddit, and the Greatest Fumble in Internet History
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Digg, Reddit, and the Greatest Fumble in Internet History

Once upon a time, Digg was the undisputed king of the early internet — a place where nerds, news junkies, and professional procrastinators gathered to vote stories up or down like tiny digital gods. Then came a catastrophic redesign, a mass exodus, and one of the most spectacular self-owns in tech history. Grab a coffee. This one's a ride.